Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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