There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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