So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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