Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
should my penis look like a turkey
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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