He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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