She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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