Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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