i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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