I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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