u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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