Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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