Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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