I don't think brook has ever known best
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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