Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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