Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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