we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
there is glitter all over my balls
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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