508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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