That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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