I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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