That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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