i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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