We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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