i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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