My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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