I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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