one might say we're banned from that church
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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