He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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