I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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