I bet he comes in French.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Terrible idea I love it
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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