yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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