Please don't use social media to get back at me.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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