Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
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what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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