I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
