i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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