Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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