I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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