Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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