Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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