butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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