u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
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