wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize