Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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