I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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