weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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