Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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