Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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