I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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