Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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