So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
