Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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