She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
