That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Randomize