i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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