don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
