He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Let's paint friendship bongs
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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