But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Randomize
