I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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