i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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